Ah, Christ. Doing this again.
Best TV Dad - James (John Amos) in “Good Times.” Then he got killed off because John Amos wouldn’t capitulate or compromise his integrity. Every Dad should strive to be like James in “Good Times” and John Amos in real life. #FathersDay
#NowPlaying “I’ll Let You Down” by Frank Iero And The Patience
Source: Spotify
The Creative Process, a story in one act by Kevin Marshall (at Hotel Amarano Burbank)
If you dug the theme and score of #StrangerThings, check out the composers’ previous project, S U R V I V E #NowPlaying
Source: Spotify
If I wore this, would you still be my friend? I hope your answer is no.
(I almost bought this.)
This cat is riding atop a cooler in the passenger’s seat of a pickup truck like he’s surfing. This vacation is already amazing! #catsofinstagram #cat (at New York New Jersey State Line)
Officially on vacation. Almost forgot to set my OOO reply! #vacation #🖕
“This guy, Kevin Marshall, goes for a run, runs regularly, never gets good. Legs got sore in the first mile. Sad!” - DT #run #running (at Brooklyn/Queens/Ridgewood, NY)
.@ChrissyTeigen & @JohnLegend are the closest we’ll get to a real-life Batman and Robin.
Chrissy is Batman.
#latergram Another installment of Crawling with Caleb, this time featuring a cameo from my work phone and a @mikeleoroberts name drop
Already miss this little guy (my nephew Caleb). Until next time!
Me at work. All day, every day.
(I wear a human skull around the office)
Mom: “Happy Boy, I’m trying, sweetie, I am. I need you to try, too, okay?”
Happy Boy: 😁
Mom: “Happy Boy, please! PLEASE!”
Happy Boy: 😁
Dad: “He doesn’t understand.”
Mom: “Yes he does! He understands goddamn well! Happy Boy, you put that stick of margarine down.”
Happy Boy: 😁
Dad: “Mary…”
Mom: “Put it down now!”
Dad: “MARY, STOP!”
*Mom grabs Dad’s arms*
*They yell over each other, then descend into sobs*
Dad: “I don’t know how to love him either, Mary. I just…I don’t know.”
Happy Boy: 😁
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Writer & comedian. @KevinMarshall on Twitter.