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natashavc: Tina! FRIEND FICTION is a thing we all need to do.

Fri, 25 May 2012 01:58:05 -0400

natashavc:

Tina!

FRIEND FICTION is a thing we all need to do.

Massachusetts Cold Bitterness: eschergirls: Former 15 year old nerdy boy (this comment is about the...

Fri, 25 May 2012 01:52:00 -0400

Massachusetts Cold Bitterness: eschergirls: Former 15 year old nerdy boy (this comment is about the...:

eschergirls:

Former 15 year old nerdy boy

(this comment is about the blog in general, not this post in particular).

Really? Do we have to take away the sexy comic book babes from the nerdy 15 year old boys? I mean, that’s basically all they have at that point in their…

This viewpoint is bad enough on its own, but what makes it worse is that 15-year-olds aren’t reading comics. That’s kind of the whole fucking problem they have right now. The primary fanbase of the Big Two’s superhero books is a shrinking collection of aging dorks that need to be specifically catered to like a shitty mainstream country music song that just lists off things that idiots like.

whitedogs: “Just returned from a wonderful long weekend in the...

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:18:11 -0400

whitedogs:

“Just returned from a wonderful long weekend in the Cape. One last week of off-peak prices before the heathens descend. Glorious”

cavetocanvas: Ilya Repin, Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan on...

Mon, 21 May 2012 21:32:26 -0400

cavetocanvas:

Ilya Repin, Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan on November 16, 1581, 1885

This was fantastic.

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 01:43:02 -0400

This was fantastic.

This and more videos of my stand-up are now online! Visit...

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 11:40:27 -0400

This and more videos of my stand-up are now online! Visit KevinMarshallOnline.com and subscribe to my YouTube channel.

natashavc: Let’s watch Skrillex’s three grammy acceptance...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 22:37:25 -0400

natashavc:

Let’s watch Skrillex’s three grammy acceptance speeches.

“I remember talking to Diesel Boy…”

You know, as much as I hate Dubstep, Skrillex seems like a genuinely good kid.

…I’m such an old man.

luvyourselfsomeesteem: aichlee: A Great Day in Harlem - Art...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 22:36:38 -0400

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

aichlee:

A Great Day in Harlem - Art Kane, 1958
A Great Day in Harlem Survivors - Gordon Parks, 1996

lovely & sad.

People leave, things change but the memory is still there.

getoutofherecarl: Suggested by Alicia W! “Get Out of...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 11:57:22 -0400

getoutofherecarl:

Suggested by Alicia W!

“Get Out of Here, Carl!” - A Tumblr devoted to all of the situations that Carl from “The Walking Dead” shouldn’t wander into.

flowerings: FRINGE/COMMUNITY CROSSOVER PLEASE! My head just...

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 23:23:54 -0400

flowerings:

FRINGE/COMMUNITY CROSSOVER PLEASE!

My head just exploded. I can’t process this.

carrielikethemovie: winterthenfell: potterberry: kanye west...

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 23:15:28 -0400

carrielikethemovie:

winterthenfell:

potterberry:

kanye west is the ultimate fanboy omg

In which I am kanye in every way

I don’t even know what to say.

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT HUNGER

The second one is gold.

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 23:13:00 -0400

The second one is gold.

natashavc: atencio: tothemaxxx: NOTHING IS SPARED! Not...

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:52:12 -0400

natashavc:

atencio:

tothemaxxx:

NOTHING IS SPARED!

Not prepared emotionally to deal with seeing this today / bought tickets anyway.

Everyone that shows up for this is going to be surprised by Ashton Kutcher revealing they’ve all been Punked, right?

…right?

heartmindspirit: “In the wake of the KONY 2012 fraud, we...

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 21:25:14 -0400

heartmindspirit:

“In the wake of the KONY 2012 fraud, we believed it was essential that the plight of some 20,000 Ugandans displaced, some murdered by Ugandan troops, be reiterated - in hopes of highlighting the absurdity and double standards being applied by the corporate media, Hollywood, and various mouthpieces throughout Western government in regards to Africa and around the world. Real injustice as well as the real perpetrators must be fully exposed. There is real genocide being carried out in Africa, and the face of the perpetrator is not merely Joseph Kony and his child-soldiers, it is Museveni and his child soldiers, as well as corporate-fascists like Robert Devereux of the UK who had tens of thousands displaced while making deals to prop up brutal dictators like Museveni. The difference, aside from the vast scale of Museveni’s crimes compared to Kony, is the fact that Museveni gladly serves Western interests, while Kony serves more conveniently as the latest in a long line of “boogeymen” to cover up the ongoing Western plunder of Africa.” SOURCE

“Uganda’s proximity to the new country of South Sudan is key in the whole equation. So far, for Northern Sudan the LRA has been a convenient, weaponized firewall against Western puppet Museveni. But most of all, this whole area is prime real estate where the fierce battle between China and the Americans/Europeans plays out, centered on oil and minerals, all part of the Great 21st Century African Resource War.

Any student of realpolitik knows the US doesn’t do “humanitarian” interventions per se. Africom’s surge parallels the real name of the game; precious minerals – and mining. Uganda – and nearby eastern Congo – happens to hold fabulous quantities of, among others, diamonds, gold, platinum, copper, cobalt, tin, phosphates, tantalite, magnetite, uranium, iron ore, gypsum, beryllium, bismuth, chromium, lead, lithium, niobium and nickel. Many among these are ultra-precious rare earth – of which China exercises a virtual monopoly.

The mineral rush in Africa is already one of the great resource wars of the 21st century.China is ahead, followed by companies from India, Australia, South Africa and Russia (which, for instance, has set up a fresh gold refinery in Kampala). The West is lagging behind. The name of the game for the US and the Europeans is to pull no punches to undermine China’s myriad commercial deals all across Africa.

Then there’s the inescapable Pipelineistan angle. Uganda may hold “several billion barrels of oil”, according to Heritage Oil’s Paul Atherton, part of a recent, largest-ever on-shore oil discovery in sub-Saharan Africa. That implies the construction of a $1.5 billion, 1,200 kilometer long pipeline to Kampala and the coast of Kenya. Then there’s another pipeline from “liberated” South Sudan. Washington wants to make sure that all this oil will be exclusively available for the US and Europe.”

And at any age, you’re a fucking moron.

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:47:36 -0400

And at any age, you’re a fucking moron.

earwolf: If you haven’t seen the special sneak peek of the...

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:03:35 -0400

earwolf:

If you haven’t seen the special sneak peek of the Comedy Bang! Bang! TV show on IFC, here it is! It stars Hot Saucerman, of course, and Reggie Watts with guest appearances by Adam Scott and Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber (Paul F. Thompkins with his cape!). I may be biased but I thought it looked amazing. Scott and crew did an awesome job. Heads up for Dr. Reginald Watts. Awesome!

YESSSSSSSSSSS

whitedogs: “I follow people I don’t like on foursquare just so...

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:00:32 -0500

whitedogs:

“I follow people I don’t like on foursquare just so I can avoid them in real life.”

TROOF. via fellow stand-up Tony Jackson

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 09:53:00 -0500

TROOF.

via fellow stand-up Tony Jackson

coldbitterness: Ugh wow this is grosser than I thought it would...

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 00:28:37 -0500

coldbitterness:

Ugh wow this is grosser than I thought it would be

Fuck Michael Moore

Michael Moore is awful enough, but somehow everything he spouts seems so much worse when he replaces “you” with “u.”

Reblog if you want an anonymous confession.

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 00:22:02 -0500

Do it.