Kevin Marshall vs. The Internet

Ask me anything   Submit   Kevin Marshall is a Manhattan-based writer for web and television and a stand-up comedian. He writes his Tumblr bios in the third person.

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    POEM: Unlocking Emotions

    I was leaving work and panicked
    because my keys weren't in my pocket.
    Then I felt anxiety
    because I thought I'd lost my keys.
    Then I felt perplexed
    because I had used them to get in.
    Then I felt frustration
    because they had to be there somewhere.
    Then I got excited
    because I thought I'd gained
    the ability to
    walk
    through
    walls.

    Then I became sad
    because I found my keys.

     

    No magic powers for me.

    ——-

    All true. Well, except for the part where I thought I had magic powers.

    This is the first time I have ever - EVER - written a poem for something other than a college class I took on poetry. Don’t expect me to make a habit of it.

    — 1 year ago