Tonight it was a hypnotist. Next a ventriloquist. If you see me opening for a mime, please...
Fantastic in every single way. “Chapter One. Mike was giving me the stink eye again.”
Of course I made a Gary The Squirrel...
“I may have bad breath, I may have a bad ugly lookin’ fat old lady, I may hang out in the barn, but hangin’ out the barn is nothin’ unusual for you,...
“Just because I’ve added a little class to the AWA and swept a little of the garbage underneath the rug where it should be, people are coming down...
“If you wanna just feel a little bit of how bad it is to be the baddest, to be the bull of the woods, then, and only then, buy your ticket, walk in,...
BWA HA HA HA HA!
And it’s just as fantastic as it sounds:
Watch the video:
The look of shock on her face is incredible. Elijah is brave little man, and I commend him.
Wow, bravo little dude, bravo.
(via carrielikethemovie)
- I agree he looked too coerced but still glad that she is out of the running
This is amazing.
Give me babies! Nevermind. I don’t want them.