Clever way of getting his features in there
Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.
I am totally making my kids eat butt pancakes.
The Hell happened to the butt in the upper-right corner?
Thankfully I didn’t recognize any of the groups on this list. Still, it’s a (sad) reminder to always double-check before you donate.
What’s surprising is that it’s astoundingly simple: they asked people. Human Rights groups asked people if they knew someone who died, got names, pooled them together, checked against records, and made sure they weren’t duplicated.
It’s also astounding because it’s a process that guarantees the absolute bare minimum estimate. So in reality, the headline should be AT LEAST 92,000 dead in Syria.
It’s humbling and distressing from a humanitarian standpoint. But it’s also interesting from a statistical standpoint. The manner in which data like this is accumulated is a very personal, low tech, and arduous process. Yet it doesn’t serve to dehumanize the event. In fact, it’s just the opposite. Thinking about how difficult and specific the process was almost makes it more personable, and gives you a firmer grasp on the scope of the tragedy.
“You can’t make it on merit, not on merit and merit alone /
Dan McGee tried to tell me, “There ain’t no more Rolling Stones” /
They’re all going to be laughing at you
Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans in a romantic scene during the filming of “Captain America: The Winter Soldier.”
whats happening im scared and confused
I’m hoping this is one of those goofy “I’m going to kiss you so the bad guys don’t see our faces!” moments. Because otherwise C’MON
I MEAN C’MON
I’m not usually fanboyish about this stuff but C’MON.
(Also Black Widow is just fine and strong enough on her own as a character without being relegated to a love interest, okay?)
My latest for Spike. Casting choices include Patton Oswalt, Neil Patrick Harris, and DANZIG~!
Can we talk about what a crush I had on Jackie from “Roseanne?” Because it was a pretty big one.
Okay, I say let’s talk about it, but I don’t really have much to say other than I thought she was, like, the most gorgeous perfect woman ever. Maybe I’m still chasing Jackies, which is why I haven’t been with anyone for a long while.
Chasing Jackies. There’s the title of my next work, written about my inability to find love.
I’m pretty much going to die alone.
“Hey Trucker…whaddaya figgur the charge was?”
So what’d you guys think of last night’s Game of Thrones season finale?