// writer and stand-up comedian based in New York City. //

 

Anonymous asked
I'm the anon who doesn't understand the ice cream picture... I'm 25.. I'm not young?

yorkwhitaker:

youngblackandvegan:

age doesn’t always demonstrate maturity

*Real Tears*

"I’m 25.. I’m not young?"

*daggers are stared* 

This weather does my hair no favors. Also I look like the Duke of Douche today.

This weather does my hair no favors. Also I look like the Duke of Douche today.

It is too freaking nice out for a work day.

It is too freaking nice out for a work day.

From my lobby.

Why communicate with your children when you can leave them passive-aggressive notes?

What’s worse?

a.) DirecTV’s “No Wires” campaign
b.) Sprint’s “framily” campaign
c.) Honda’s “Today is Pretty Great” ads
or
d.) Leprosy

Ryder has Kelsey Grammar’s hair.

Ryder has Kelsey Grammar’s hair.

Ryder on the 1s and 2s!

Ryder exploring @dharma_strength

Ryder exploring @dharma_strength

Caden looking just like his father @dharma_strength

Caden looking just like his father @dharma_strength

Anonymous asked
Dinesh D'Souza couldn't construct an argument if his life depended on it? You are a comedian, aren't you?

I am, but what’s REALLY funny is that you wrote this and thought I’d be all “touche!”

(Also, I said convincing argument, but whatever, words probably don’t matter very much to you because you like things like Dinesh D’Souza movies.)

Listen NOW to my appearance on the latest episode of “Everywhere You Look”

EPISODE #3: “The First Day Of School”
DOWNLOAD: http://goo.gl/GDetjO
SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES: http://goo.gl/Xflx1f 

THEIR DESCRIPTION: This is a horrifying image from the episode we watched this week with comedian/writer KEVIN MARSHALL. Why is Uncle Jesse such a weird predator dude? We don’t know either!
Photo: EPISODE #3: "The First Day Of School"
DOWNLOAD: http://goo.gl/GDetjO
SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES: http://goo.gl/Xflx1f 

This is a horrifying image from the episode we watched this week with comedian/writer KEVIN MARSHALL. Why is Uncle Jesse such a weird predator dude? We don't know either!