February 2012
42 posts
Watching the Academy Awards...
…is like watching an old man furiously masturbating in front of a mirror, squinting as he tries desperately to see himself as he once was decades prior.
When safe words are ignored →
coldbitterness:
thepunishmentdontfitthecrime:
coldbitterness:
(TW for discussion of rape)
BDSM has long been a target of criticism from outsiders, but these two are devoted members of the scene. Stryker argued in her essay, “I Never Called It Rape,” that the community is so “focused on saying how BDSM isn’t a cover for abuse that we willingly blind ourselves to the times that it can be,”...
March stand-up dates announced!
Really excited about this month. In addition to these I have several others that I’m waiting for more info on. Stay tuned!
TUESDAY, MARCH 6th 9:00pm MICHAEL RAIVE featuring FRANK GENTILE Hosted by KEVIN MARSHALL Cost: FREE @ Pinto & Hobbes (142 Washington Ave., Albany)
SUNDAY, MARCH 11th 5:00pm CARLISLE CAREY w/s/g KEVIN MARSHALL @ Bat Shea’s (95 Ferry St., Troy NY)
FRIDAY, MARCH...
Write me a letter (anon or not).
coldbitterness:
offwhitesays:
Dear _______,
I _______ you. You are ________ and someday I hope to ___________ you. If it were possible, I would _________ just to meet you. If I met you I would _________. Will you __________ me? I would sing __________ to you. We would _________ when we met each other, and I would be so happy.
Love,
_________
Ahahahaha this is so cute and could lead to...
“After a day to digest it and wash off the shitty mood I was in all weekend, I...”
– read more of my review (kinda?) of “The Artist” and a mini-rant about The Walking Dead
Rumors @ Albany Civic Theater, 2/11/12 →
timesunion:
by Michael Eck ALBANY – Love him or hate him, Neil Simon knows his way around a joke.[…]
Because Neil Simon is such a contentious figure.
…?
“It really is horrifying that Kanye West got not only more flack, but a worse...”
– vuhnessah (via youveescaped)
So very, very on the money.
(via imathers)
Preach!
(via occupythedisco)
Massachusetts Cold Bitterness: Last word on that... →
saltmarshhag:
missvoltairine:
This is the Domestic Violence Power and Control Wheel. Related trigger warnings apply (and note that it is based specifically on male/female relationships where the man is the abuser).
Note the following points included on the wheel:
-Displaying…
~NEVER JUDGE~ →
coldbitterness:
darlingtonia-californica:
coldbitterness:
darlingtonia-californica:
“Wonder how that man felt after that.” Nothing. He felt nothing.
Asking “why would anyone believe that story” is probably pointless but for fuck’s sake why would that make anyone feel good after reading it
I would in fact judge the fuck out of that doctor sorry
idk, I’m often placated when a doctor...
TONIGHT (Monday night), 8pm, Villa Valenti Pub!
FREE SHOW! I’ll be performing stand-up comedy tonight at Villa Valenti Pub (729 Pawling Ave., Troy) starting at around 8pm. Get there early! Get some food! Free show! Comedy! Did I mention the show’s free?
FREE COMEDY FOR EVERYONE!
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Also of note: last Friday’s Match Game at Waterworks was a success so they’re doing it again this week! I’ll once again be serving as a panelist, and the...
Reblog if you want a creepy or sexual compliment...
stfupenguins:
Who doesn’t?
Do your worst.
A ton of great comedy this weekend, all cheap or free, one show for a good cause, and all involving ME. ME ME ME! MEEEEEEEEEE!
I’ll also be headlining this Monday (February 6th) at Villa Valenti! Come see jokes!
TOMORROW (Friday 2/3/2012)
Match Game/Make Me Laugh at Waterworks tomorrow (Friday) at 8:30pm. The panel will feature comedians such as Jennifer McMullen, Fly 92′s Shawn...
Anonymous asked: The Monkees or Neil Diamond?
Soup: Letter from Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook CEO,... →
producermatthew:
Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission — to make the world more open and connected. …
Uh, Mark, wasn’t it actually created to get revenge on your girlfriend and rate chicks?
Before Watchmen??
sonicdork:
Well, DC did it. They announced Before Watchmen this morning. This just reeks of bad, bad, bad idea. With no involvement from Alan Moore, these are stories that just shouldn’t be told. [Pic from CBR]
Really bummed at some of the names involved in this. I’m certain there will be a litany of excuses and no shortage of cries of “double standards” from the...
Woolgatherer.: Komen cuts grants for Planned... →
jessicavalenti:
I’m sure that most folks know by now that Susan G. Komen for the Cure, a breast cancer charity and advocacy organization, announced that they were cutting funding to Planned Parenthood for cancer screenings. In the last five years, the money from Komen allowed PP to…
Is anybody else tired of this cowardice?
Was there ever a time before when organizations doing a greater...
January 2012
81 posts
