May 2013
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Check out this picture of me with a glass of wine...
Why does everyone post pics of themselves in mid-sip of a beer or glass wine looking off like they don’t know the camera’s there but they obviously do? Like “whoa that’s cool, you ingest liquid!” I think instead we should all have pictures of us doing that but, like, eating a hot dog or doing a line of coke.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS TACO BELL COMMERCIAL
I just saw a Taco Bell commercial with two little kids giggling in carseats in slow motion. The narrator talks about how there are those things we enjoy that we will never tell our children. Cut to a beauty shot of those goddamn dorito tacos.
Look, Taco Bell, I haven’t had it quite as hard as some others and I’m not gonna sit here and qualify like I’m at an AA meeting, but with...
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VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE ON KEVIN MARSHALL WATCHING...
It’s not the best show on television but I have decided that I love it, warts and all, and really really admire their ability to write good hooks into their storylines. It’s like early Orson Scott Card - you totally see the flaws in it if you over-intellectualize it, but if you have to concede that there’s an uncanny if not supernatural ability to engage you.
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Someone once told me I had an old soul. Which is accurate, because I really want to die but I’m terrified of death.
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The Sports Sound Off 2.0: UFC 161 Shenanigans... →
thesportssoundoff:
After a bunch of changes, here’s what we got:
-Rashad Evans vs Dan Henderson is now a three round main event, filling in for Barao vs Wineland.
-Lil Nog vs Shogun is your co-main event.
-Roy Nelson vs Stipe Miocic has been added to the main card.
-Eddie Wineland will be offered a fight shortly…
Certainly an…interesting card, particularly for the nostalgia of...
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American Red Cross →
Now would be a good time to make a donation to the Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund.
Voice Actors for Batman: Arkham Origins Revealed,... →
allaccessonspike:
New actors voicing Batman and The Joker Yesterday we ran a story where we concluded that famed Batman voice actor Kevin Conroy would be returning to the role in the upcoming prequel video game…
COMMENCE RIOTING!
We’re kidding, don’t actually riot. But it’s still a bummer.
srsly.
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Bryan Caraway releases statements on elbowing Cat... →
theanticool:
Bryan Caraway shares his perspective on the backstage incident between him and Cat Zingano.
With every word that comes out of Mr. and Mrs. Tate’s mouth, I lose that much more respect for them.
This guy is such an asshole.
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Guys
If Yahoo! changes Tumblr’s name to Tumblr! then I am SO fucking out of here.
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
belleshpgrl said: I’m sad for what that means for all the porn on here
Well if it’s anything like the Yahoo email account I had to abandon twelve years ago because of all the spam, I’m sure the porn will actually be plentiful.
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The Doctor Who "reveal"
Cutting in case you want to avoid spoilers. But long story short, this was the reveal on the season finale.[[MORE]]
Matt smith is actually the TWELFTH Doctor, not the eleventh. John Hurt is a previous regeneration that the Doctor has refused to acknowledge due to his actions.
Well., this sucks.
One of the things that made Tenant so great was that they emphasized the weight of the remorse and...
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Playboy: There's a video on YouTube called "Peter Dinklage Gets So Much Pussy" in which two guys talk about how much you've been getting laid since Game of Thrones. They estimate your sexual activity has increased 600 percent in the past few years. Does that sound about right?
Dinklage: It depends. By "pussy" do they mean actual pussy? Or is it a metaphor, like for gardening? Because if that's the case, then yes, I've been doing a lot of gardening lately. If they mean sex, they might be getting me confused with somebody else. But if pussy means wearing old-man sweaters and watering my herb garden, then absolutely, I'm getting so much pussy.
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Yahoo's Tumblr Purchase
In case you haven’t heard, Yahoo bought Tumblr today for $1.1 billion, which is roughly the equivalent of all the feels.
I don’t know about you, but I’m skeptical of this. This place has been such a haven for us, and I shudder at the possibility of Yahoo compromising the integrity of Supernatural slash fiction and Doctor Who GIFs.
Watchnbcsnl:
Stefon’s farewell had, well, everything. We love you Stefon. Thanks for everything!
Oh my God, I was DYING during the wedding.
I wish. Unfortunately, I just walked around with broken glasses and was like “these glasses are SO broken.”
thesportssoundoff replied to your post: A dream where nothing was ever right again.
What’d you do for the rest of the dream? Pray tell it was something coincidental like go to your job at Lenscrafters.
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A dream where nothing was ever right again.
Had a dream last night where an old High School friend came to visit New York. We were walking down the street when he suddenly, and without warning, snatched my glasses off my face, crushed one side of them with his bare hands, then stormed off. Suddenly I was back at my apartment calling him. “Why’d you break my glasses, man?!” I heard him sobbing and breathing heavy....
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I'm shocked when I find out that the solution...
I take anti-anxiety medication. Not a huge dosage, but enough to keep me from being all like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”.
At the same time, I’m trying to ween myself off caffeine.
Because what the fuck, right?
I haven’t felt right in a while. Like in about eight or nine months. I’m not as physically active as I used to be, which I can’t decide is...
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Battling cliches
lindsayetumbls:
keyboardsmashwriters:
Anonymous asked you:
What’s wrong with prophecies in a fantasy novel? Specially with the Chosen One. I have it by accident, but it’s kind of different. I think if it’s justified and well done it can work, what do you think? Any advice on writing it and being original? P.S.: I CAN’T delete it, it is really important. Thank you so much!
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GOTTA WAAAIT ON THE SAMHAIN OF MY SOUL, YEAH
All Access Weekly: 8 Silliest Superhero Costume... →
Some of your favorite superheroes might not be as cool as you think. Find out why!
My latest for Spike.com.
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